If I cut my hair, I'll be amazed that it gets longer.. duh.. what stupidity.. How can I cut my hair longer? Maybe those super duper hairstylist can create the illusion but then the actual fact would be that your hair gets shorter. Bah.. stupid people.
It's amazing how someone can become so dumb over the weekend.. oh, I forgot, she's always so stupid.. STUPID STUPID STUPID. Please do not come waste my time first thing on Monday morning. I do not have so much time for dealing with you.
Just leave me alone..