Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. / Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Variations of Murphy's Law:
- If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flawC

- In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ...
Something is wrong.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws: Everything goes wrong all at once.


Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Murphy's Law of Research: - Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
- Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount
of funds dedicated to it.

Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

haha.. it's not Eddy Murphy's law of course, but some other Murphy, jus check out the link I've put in above.

I've always found Murphy's Law to be true, what can go wrong will always go wrong.. and it's always on mondays, screwing up the rest of the week, else it's on weekends, spoiling the perfect weekend.. :p

But good things can still happen :) like how i'm gonna get an ang pao from Jason's father out of the blue :p hee.. coz he strike 4d mah :p so nice hor!!! Thank you uncle!! hee.. haven get it yet coz he wanna give it to me personally, so nice right.. *awwww*

There's something about me that the older generation likes, maybe coz I look cute and have chubby cheeks :p Xianhe's mum say I got fu2 气 :p haha.. i hope so :p

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